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I was a little bored reading the stories that Desdichado has written about me.
Suddenly I suffered a shock when I read that my ancestors used to catch rats, but not for lunch, just for fun. Oh my God!
I also read that we used to sleep at the stables, taking care of horses.
I think that Desdichado must have be mistaken my ancestors, I'm sure they wouldn't have done such horrible things, it's impossible. It must be a nightmare.